Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Jun 17, 2013

Carnival...

me: I’m going to sell you guys to the carnival!

Simon: What will they do with us in the carnival?

me: I don’t know, probably feed you to the bears.

Simon: I hope not, I want to run the games.

me: Oh. You want to be a carnie?

Simon: What’s a carnie?

me: It’s the person that runs the games.

Simon: Yeah, I want to be a carnie. No, I want to be the owner. How does somebody become the owner?

me: I don’t know. They probably just buy a carnival?

Simon: Buy a carnival? But they won’t even fit in a store!