Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Nov 21, 2014

PS4

Simon: I just want Santa to bring me a PS4.

Me: Why?

Simon: Cause its gotta bunch of really cool games for it.

Me: A bunch of really cool games that are really expensive.

Simon: Not all of them are expensive. Like the Amazing Spiderman 2.

Me: How much does it cost?

Simon: Ummmmmmm……. twenty bucks.

Me: I think you’re just making up numbers.

Simon: Nope, twenty is a real number.