Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Oct 8, 2015

20% Guarantee

Simon asked for some help with a video game so I helped for a couple of seconds to get him past the part he was stuck on.

Just a few minutes later he asked for help again, while knowing that I was trying to get some housework done.

Simon: And I can twenty percent guarantee this will be the last time.

Me: ha-ha! Oh really?

Simon: yes, I can’t hundred percent guarantee it.

(It wasn’t)