Cleaning up our dishes from making cheesecakes for a Halloween party tonight….
Marley: Do you want a spoonful of cheesecake filling, dad?
Me: No, I don’t like cheesecake.
Marley: Then why did we just make two of them?
Me: Because that’s what your brother requested for the party. Don’t you realize that almost everything I do, I do for you guys? Because I’m trying to be a halfway decent dad.
Simon: You’re not a halfway decent dad. You’re a decent dad.