Simon: why do some shirts have little pouches right over top where your man boob area is?
Me: I dunno, maybe you should ask grandpa.
Simon: grandpa, why do some shirts have a pouch over top your man boobs?
Grandpa: oh, it’s just to keep like pens or pencils in and stuff.
Me: hey Simon, you wanna know another name for those little “pouches”? They’re called “pockets”.
Simon: nope, pockets are only in pants.