Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Nov 16, 2015

Nursery Rhymes

While cooking breakfast for Simon…

Simon: how old will you be when I’m 61?

Me: I’ll be 92. Wow I’m old. Will you cook me breakfast when you’re 61?

Simon: well, not every day.

Me: who’s going to take care of me when I’m old and feeble?

Simon: Marley will probably put you in one of those nursery-homes.