Me: Come on, Simon, Let’s go to the store and buy a grill.
Simon: Good, now I’ll have someone to play with, when you are busy!
Me: What? I said let’s go buy a GRILL, not a GIRL.
Simon: No, buy a boy gorilla, not a girl gorilla.
Me: Simon, we are buying a GRILL not a GORILLA.
Simon: No, we should buy a gorilla, so I’ll have something to do while you are doing homework.
Me: I don’t think they sell gorillas at Wal-Mart.
Simon: What kind of stores do they sell gorillas at? And how big are gorillas?