Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Jun 18, 2016

Cupcakes...

Yesterday at the graduation party, grandma asked Simon to go get her a cupcake. She wanted a very specific cupcake, and I knew it wasn’t going to work out how she was hoping, but I decided to watch and see how it played out…

Grandma Tina: Simon, will you go get grandma a WHITE cupcake with WHITE frosting?

Simon: THERE’S CUPCAKES!?

Grandma: yes, can i have a WHITE cupcake with WHITE frosting?

Simon: can i have one too?

Grandma: yes. But bring me a WHITE cupcake with WHITE frosting.

So Simon goes off to find the cupcakes, clear on the other side of the party, and brings back the cupcake pictured.

Grandma: where is my cupcake?

Simon: it’s here.

Grandma: where is my frosting?

Simon: I dropped it and it all fell off.

Grandma (laughing uncontrollably): but I wanted a WHITE cupcake.

Simon: What?! You know I can’t be trusted!