Getting Simon ready for his shower Sunday so we could go out for breakfast with my parents. Marley was listening to some “music” in her room…
Me: Could you please turn that down, I’m getting brain cancer as we speak.
Simon: There is no such thing as brain cancer.
Me: Yes, there is.
Simon: No, you can only get cancer in body parts.
Me: The brain is a body part.
Simon: Just trust me on this.
Me: No, you should trust me. I’ve proven myself to be a pretty trustworthy guy.
Simon: How about you trust me when it comes to ACTUAL science, and I’ll trust you when it comes to COMPUTER science.