Simon was sent home from school today with a fever, and my mom told me to check him for a rash or mouth sores, because foot-mouth disease, or something, is going around. So I called him downstairs to check for sores, after I looked in his mouth, and decided he was sore-free, he proceeds to tell me:
Simon: You know there is an unwritten rule in the military…
Me: There is?
Simon: Yes. Never stab anybody in the butt, it is just disrespectful.