Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Oct 17, 2016

Accident

Simon knocked a roll of paper towels off the table, and they unrolled across the length of the living room. I was rolling them back up, and comically pretending to be frustrated…

Simon: What? It was an accident.

Me: I know.

Simon: It was.

Me: Life is an accident.

Simon: I thought having kids was an accident?