Hearing a wrapper crinkling in the kitchen, not an hour after dinner…
Me: Simon, what are you doing?
Simon: Getting a Rice Krispie Treat.
Me: How are you hungry we just finished dinner. You eat too much junk food.
Simon: Rice Krispie Treats are not junk food.
Me: Yes they are.
Simon: How dare you mock the ultimate amazing tastiness that is the Rice Krispie Treat kingdom?