Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Jun 19, 2016

The pool is open

Me: so tonight, we’re going to Kelsey’s graduation party at grandma and grandpa’s…

Simon: no

Me: and go swimming in their pool, and eat tacos, and cake…

Simon: wait! How do you know the pool is going to be open.

Me: because they told me it is.

Simon: well, obviously they are lying to get me to come.