Simon: There are more spiders in this house now there is one in the video game room!
Me: …
Simon: Well, I’m not sure if it was a spider or a bug because I was too scared to stand there and count the legs.
Me: You mean an insect?
Simon: Yes, an insect. But there are some insects that can kill you too.
Me: You are not going to die from an insect bite in central Ohio. Maybe in the jungles of South America you might.
Simon: How about the jungles of Brazil?
Me: Brazil is in South America.
Simon: How come they call it South America if they don’t speak Amer… I mean if they don’t speak English there?
Me: Why do they call us America, because we do speak English? Where did English come from?
Simon: England.
Me: So why don’t they just call us England Junior?
Simon: Because that would be a stupid a name for a country.
Me: How about West England?
Simon: I think there is a West England already.
Me: Hmmmm… Maybe West London.
Simon: So anyway, would you come get this spider out of the video game room?