Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Oct 8, 2016

Third Person

Waiting to place an order at the drive through window…

Me: Do you want your usual?

Simon:Yes.

Me: I’m not sure what daddy is going to get…

Simon: Why are you speaking in the third person?

Me: That is just what the dad does sometimes.

Simon: Would you please stop?

Me: You don’t like when the dad does this?

Simon: Ugh!