Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Oct 9, 2016

Naptime

Simon: Can I borrow that green and black striped blanket of yours, I want to take a nap?

Me: A NAP? You just woke up!

Simon: I don’t mean a closed-eye nap, I want to take a open-eyed nap on the couch and watch tv.

Me: Oh, you just want to be lazy?

Simon: Yeah, I just want to be lazy.