Simon Says

A collection of Simonisms

Oct 10, 2016

Kool Aid

Grandpa: Who spiilled Kool-Aid in front of Grandma’s fridge?

Lauren: It wasn’t me.

Marley: Not me.

Sophie: I didn’t.

Simon: Well… I have done that before, in the past; however, I don’t recall doing it recently, so I don’t believe it was me.