At the breakfast table this morning
Simon: So, umm, dad, have you heard about this creepy killer clown thing?
Me: Yeah.
Simon: It seems like some of them are pranksters.
Me: ALL of them are pranksters.
Simon: No, some of them are real. And it is giving professional clowns a bad reputation.
Me: You never did care for professional clowns, did you?
Simon: I knew this day was going to come!